January 2012
Talking to my bestfriend Kristen about my 18th...
Me: I KNOWWW. Strip clubz and ciggs here I cumm. I’m not normal.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
My dad and I are so alike.
Whenever either of us burps, we like rate it. Haha my mom thinks we’re disgusting though. I swear, I have half the soul of a college frat boy. Beer, pizza, football, and burps are my shit. The other half is dedicated to tacos, enchiladas, speaking Spanish, and Mexican hombres.
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DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
litttlewitch: From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
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Did you accomplish your New Year's Resolutions... →
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I just wanna go out. Fuck.
Dec 31st
This Sims person I've been playing for the past...
Fuck. my. life. (Changed the gif to a more fitting one)
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Lets chat, yah? →
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Anonymous asked: 10,15,1
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gigglingbean: this is lmfao this one is 37 and this one is his nephew just let that sink in
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I fucking hate everything.
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Eleven.
Eleven shots of vodka. I have to leave for work at eleven. I’ll probably shoot myself eleven times. I’m so hungover. Ah. Also, don’t you hate it when you’re yawning and need to cough. It’s a weird feeling.
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Anonymous asked: también practicas el Tai Chí?
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