January 2012
Talking to my bestfriend Kristen about my 18th...
Me: I KNOWWW. Strip clubz and ciggs here I cumm.
I’m not normal.
December 2011
My dad and I are so alike.
Whenever either of us burps, we like rate it. Haha my mom thinks we’re disgusting though.
I swear, I have half the soul of a college frat boy. Beer, pizza, football, and burps are my shit.
The other half is dedicated to tacos, enchiladas, speaking Spanish, and Mexican hombres.
DON'T DRIVE DRUNK.
litttlewitch:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
Did you accomplish your New Year's Resolutions... →
I just wanna go out. Fuck.
This Sims person I've been playing for the past...
Fuck. my. life.
(Changed the gif to a more fitting one)
Lets chat, yah? →
Anonymous asked: 10,15,1
gigglingbean:
this is lmfao
this one is 37
and this one is his nephew
just let that sink in
I fucking hate everything.
Eleven.
Eleven shots of vodka.
I have to leave for work at eleven.
I’ll probably shoot myself eleven times.
I’m so hungover. Ah.
Also, don’t you hate it when you’re yawning and need to cough. It’s a weird feeling.
Anonymous asked: también practicas el Tai Chí?